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“I don't know whether it is or not!”

“Why — why —— Tut, tut, now, of course it is! Why, I depend on you. You're a born reformer.”

“I am not — not any more!”

“Of course you are.”

“Oh, if I really could help —— So they think I'm affected?”

“My lamb, they do! Now don't say they're nervy. After all, Gopher Prairie standards are as reasonable to Gopher Prairie as Lake Shore Drive standards are to Chicago. And there's more Gopher Prairies than there are Chicagos. Or Londons. And —— I'll tell you the whole story: They think you're showing off when you say 'American' instead of 'Ammurrican.' They think you're too frivolous. Life's so serious to them that they can't imagine any kind of laughter except Juanita's snortling. Ethel Villets was sure you were patronizing her when —— ”

“Oh, I was not!”

“ —— you talked about encouraging reading; and Mrs. Elder thought you were patronizing when you said she had 'such a pretty little car.' She thinks it's an enormous car! And some of the merchants say you're too flip when you talk to them in the store and —— ”