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1—To accumulate $4 weekly until wealthy.

2—To drink gin secretly in refined homes.

3—To learn politeness from being snubbed by Ladies.

4—To quit noisily.

Still more frequent Professors require: Why is Reason for High Costly Living? Answer is, Servints. If you ask any Lady in places from which I have quit you will soonly find out. One lady called me most expensive Servint in America because I cost her $1302.33 for breakery of crockery in one week of labor. I were considerable proud of that record which are seldom equalled, even by Swedish.

What are purpose of this Book? To teach Ladies be more kind while abusing their help. With very apologetic thumbs I acknowledge that Hired Girls is not perfected like other modern machinery. Too many waitresses wait too long before obeying anybody. Too many nurses spoils the children. Too many cooks spoils the broth. Etc. Yet what could you expect for $6 weekly? Not much. And you usually do not get it. This are very labentable state of affairs, and I am peculiar among Servint Girls because I never do less than expected of me. I usually do more. For instancely, if Hon. Boss Lady expect me to break ½ her dishes, I break all. If she expect me to burn up the roast, I burn down the house. Success in any line can be manufactured from such industry.