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“I wondered how elephants would like weightlessness, so I took my Indian elephant up on a little jaunt around Earth’s satellite. The Moon, they call it. Elephants don’t like weightlessness at all.” He paused, and signaled the bartender for another drink. “I hope you never have to clean up after a space-sick elephant,” he said darkly.

“That meant that I’d have to put spin on the Crucis for the entire trip back to Penguin. It’s hard enough to try to navigate in hyperspace with spin on your ship, but that wasn’t the worst of it. An elephant is a tremendous amount of off-center load for a ship with a large fraction of a one-gee spin on it. Too much load even to think about handling. Even though I couldn’t come up with an answer, right off hand, I went ahead and turned in my Indian elephant on an African model. Beulah was her name, and she was a husky girl. She weighed in at just a little more than eight tons.”

I waved my whisky glass at Captain Hannah. “But I don’t see your problem,” I said. “If you put the elephant on one side and his food on the other, there wouldn’t be any off-balanced load, would there?”